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Namasensei's Japanese Test 1
1.
Translate into English
かんぱい!
a) Pussy!
b) I will do my best!
c) Cheers!
d) You bitch!
e) Easy!
2.
が is pronounced:
a) ja
b) he
c) ke
d) ga
e) ka
3.
Translate into Japanese.
My cat stands on top of the nintendo:
a) にんてんどはねこのくそをたべる。
b) ぼくのねこはにんてんどうのうえにたつ。
c) ぼくはねこのくそをにんてんどにたべる。
d) あいうえお。
e) わからないにんてんどぜたいわからん。
4.
the character be is written:
a) べ
b) け
c) せ
d) だ
e) へ
5.
While studying you should:
a) Drink beer.
b) Write it 50 times in your muther fuckin notebook
c) Drink another beer.
d) All of the above
6.
Which of the following is the TOPIC particle?
a) わ
b) は
c) に
d) を
e) I thought particles were for quantum physics and shit...
7.
The topic particle always points __________ towards the topic.
a) forwards
b) backwards
c) up and down
d) diagonally
e) its middle finger
8.
What discriptive word could describe this bitch?
a) おおきい
b) ばか
c) おいしくない
d) くさい
e) All of these could discribe this bitch.
9.
How is ね pronounced?
a) re
b) wa
c) me
d) nu
e) ne
10.
If uｓed at the end of a sentence よ shows that you are
a) confident
b) superior
c) gay
d) female
e) both c and d
11.
なませんせい means
a) raw teacher
b) licked teacher
c) stupid student
d) draft teacher
e) both a and d
12.
The location particle is
a) の
b) に
c) は
d) を
e) が
13.
Translate into English:
このりんごはあなたのきんたまよりちいさいです。
a) This apple is smaller than my balls.
b) That apple is bigger than my balls.
c) These balls are bigger than my apple.
d) This apple is smaller than your balls.
e) These balls are smaller than your apple.
14.
Translate into Japanese.
Drink beer! (beer is ビール）
a) ビールをのて。
b) のむビール。
c) ビールのて。
d) ビールおたべる。
e) ビールをのんで。
15.
Which of the following is the object particle.
a) を
b) あ
c) が
d) に
e) There is no object particle.
16.
The order of the basic Japanese sentence is
a) Object Subject Verb
b) Verb Object Subject
c) Subject Object Verb
d) Subject Verb Object
e) Ching Chang Chong
17.
True or false. Jeremy is drinking beer right now.
a) True
b) False
18.
Hello in Japanese is
a) こんばんわ
b) こんにちわ
c) さよなら
d) ありがと
e) くそやろう
19.
Which of the following is directional left?
a) うえ
b) みぎ
c) した
d) ひだり
e) ひどい
20.
Translate into english あなたはすしがすきですか。
a) You like sushi.
b) Do I like sushi?
c) I like sushi.
d) I hate sushi.
e) Do you like sushi?
21.
Translate into Japanese the pronoun ”your”
a) あなたたち
b) ぼくの
c) あなたを
d) ぼくたちの
e) あなたの
22.
You are a:
a) Bitch
b) ...
23.
Hanshin Tigers are a:
a) baseball team
b) rare zoo animal
c) native Japanese cat which are worshiped as gods
d) newspaper mascot.
e) There are no such things as Hanshin Tigers.
24.
Translate into Japanese. I will go to America. （America is アメリカ）
a) ぼくわアメリカがいく。
b) アメリカにぼくいく。
c) ぼくはアメリカにいく。
d) ぼくわアメリカがきらいです。
e) 行く。。。アメリカ。。。おれ。。。う。。う。。う。。
25.
Translate to japanese: Eat the cat!
a) ねこをたべて！
b) ねこをたべんで！
c) ねこわたべて！
d) いぬおたべいて！
e) ねこはてべて！
26.
hi is written as _____ and also means _______.
a) ひ Star
b) ふ Fire
c) ひ Heat
d) ほ Sun
e) ひ Sun and Fire
27.
Which sentence best discribes this...
a) このいぬはおいしいたべものをたべる。
b) このいぬはくさくないたべものをたべる。
c) このねこはアメリカにいく。
d) このいぬはくさいくそをたべる
e) None of these fuckin sentences discribe this shit...
28.
Translate: I study Japanese.
a) ぼくはにほんごをべんきょう。
b) べんきょうするぼくは。
c) ぼくはにほんごをべんきょうする。
d) あなたはえいごをする。
e) なんでやねん。
29.
The POSSESSIVE PARTICLE is:
a) を
b) に
c) が
d) の
e) ほ
30.
Which of the following is a na adjective?
a) きれい
b) くさい
c) ふるい
d) わるい
e) かわいい
31.
Na adjectives mean that:
a) na follows the fuckin adjective if it preceeds the fuckin object.
b) That na na na song was cool in high school.
c) That na comes before the fuckin adjective if it appears after the object.
d) That the object is empty and alone without na even if it is an い adjective.
e) That your mother sucks dick for coke.
32.
Japanese kareoke is
a) VERY alcoholic.
b) held in a huge bar with tons of onlookers.
c) free.
d) pronounced correctly by the majority of Americans.
e) a great place to take your tone deaf grandmother...
33.
Japanese can advertise for beer on television.
a) True
b) False
34.
Japanese must have an ID card to purchase beer.
a) True
b) False
35.
I swear to fucking god that I will vote in the next election if I'm over 18..
a) I swear to god at this moment that I will vote if I am legally able.
b) I am a lazy cunt that will destroy the image of our country for the rest of the world for years and years to come.
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