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Japanese Test

10/2/08, 4:05 AM

Namasensei’s Japanese lessons while still needing a feature on this page do have the official TERM 1 test hosted right here for your failing pleasure YOU BITCH. Try your hand at it. See if you’re making progress.
In case you couldn’t find the fuckin test from the video the link is here.…. Fuckin bitch….

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Do you want to cook in style?

9/22/08, 2:06 AM

Check out the new shit available for purchase! You can get the Put It in Your Mouth apron or Homeless in Denton T-shirts with our fuckin faces on them and bad ass posters too! Wear that shit. The apron is under the “It’s still good” link. It’s better than the fuckin banana republic you BITCH.

Posted in: Merchandise | 4 Comments »

Where Can I Find a Woman Like That?

9/6/08, 12:50 PM

Time for another barrel-scraping entry into my toilet. We’re going all the way back to February of 2003… this time, it’s the first video I ever made with the help of a computer, back in my senior year of high school. That’s right, folks: It’s Jessie’s Girl 2!

Curious what kind of maligned sight gags my 17-year-old brain came up with? Well, uncurious yourself and sound off in the comment area below the video. Or else.

Posted in: Uniballin' | 7 Comments »